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KP♪

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Ace
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Jazz
KP
Rosco
Stunky
Zommy

The Anti-Kayze Communititty Nib Nod Merhh Use It Ohumk
Stuff I copied from our MKW.com/MKBoards thread I MEAN History and Introduction to D7:
D7 was formed in June 2012 after a war for ν♪ Vivace against [Ø] The Order, when Zommy, KP and Rosco were members and Jordan was an ally. We ended up losing, following Vivace's trend in wars, but we realised we performed considerably well together. We then made the D7 communit(itt)y chat, and as we got to know each other more, our respect for Scotland, Peach Beach, Merhh and the (nod) emoticon rapidly increased and our respect for Kayze, Kugs, Kathy, King and Kraah rapidly decreased.


NOW TOM'S A THING TOO HI NOD



AND NOW ACE IS ALSO A THING NI HOD




AND NOW JAZZ IS ALSO A THING LOL REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE 4 PEOPLE AND WE WEREN'T RECRUITING AT ALL LMAO NOPE


Extremely In-Depth Bios:
Rosco: scotland peach beach with actual social life
Zommy: german sausage lag no social life
KP: pee
Jordan: y hel0
Tom: new nib on the block big thomas allen
Ace: newer nib on the block big aaron stirling
Jazz: newest nib on the block big jaskaran notta aka notta good mkw player

D7 Dictionary:
(nod) = the legit best thing to ever grace this planet
ohumk = the legit second best thing to ever grace this planet
merhh = the legit third best thing to ever grace this planet
kayze = the legit worst thing to ever grace this planet
grace = the legit planet thing to ever kayze this best
best = the grace thing planet to ever ohumk this legit
planet = zom
actually = it's happy planet
but = that wouldn't make sense
BOONCEH PHERRUM = Bouncy Farm
ISHY MOONTENS = Icy Mountains
MEATY CHICKEN WING = Rosco's young brother, don't ask why
KAYDOTPEE = K.P
nib = noob, especially George
Nico = a baby French nib
theCAVALRY = OH YES SEND ME SOME TEA PEASANT TOMORROW WE INVADE FRANCE
mega mushroom = something that ross has
bill = something that pee has
blooper = something that zom has
triple bills = something that jord has
not the shock = something that tom has
the will to live = something that zom doesn't have
USE IT = LET ME DODGE MERHH!!1!
USE IT OR SOMETHING = LET ME DODGE MERHH OR SOMETHING MERHH!!2!
team skiller = slow merhh
fgt = what you are kraah

D7 Counting System:
0 - Donut
1 - Fencepost
2 - Swan Lake
3 - Nicki Minaj butt
4 - Unfinished Kite
5 - Beak
6 - Fat Man Bending Over
7 - Cliffhanger
8 - Snowman
9 - Balloon
69 - Sex Position
99 - Cone
179 - They're So Lucky
60/0/45 - Mushy Pee
60/0/39 - Mushy Cone

VERY ACTIVE THINGS:
Zommy: http://www.youtube.com/Zommy08
http://twitch.tv/Zommy08
Rosco: http://www.youtube.com/Rosco4001
http://twitch.tv/Rosco4001
K.P: http://www.youtube.com/okk120
http://twitch.tv/kp452
Jordan: http://www.youtube.com/Dartanion81

Co-op Channel: http://www.youtube.com/D7Dream7eam

FAQ:
Q: Can I join D7?
A: No.
Q: Is Rosco really Scottish?
A: Yes.
Q: Can I join D7?
A: No.
Q: Does Rosco have a Scottish accent?
A: Yes.
Q: Can I join D7?
A: No.
Q: Are you all gay and having an orgy?
A: Yes.
Q: Can I join D7?
A: No.
Q: Do you hack?
A: Yes.
Q: Can I please join D7?
A: No.
Q: Did you really just complete an entire FAQ by alternating yes and no?
A: Maybe.​
 
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D7 Memorable Skype Quotes
[16:16:46] | Thomas Allen | Puron COO | WKM Media Co-CEO | AdvanceToBing: why is your life being fucked by a landlord
[16:17:30] Richard Blaquière: because everything is fucked by a landlord
[16:17:35] Richard Blaquière: pee's life
[16:17:39] Richard Blaquière: your mum
[16:17:43] Richard Blaquière: everything

[23:40:54] K.P: also a 1v1 loss to me
[23:41:00] K.P: you mustve fucked up that day
[23:41:01] K.P: (nod)
[23:41:16] Rosco: fuck man
[23:41:20] Rosco: I'd probs kill myself tbh
[23:41:25] K.P: nod
[23:41:28] K.P: actually
[23:41:29] Rosco: Losing to a scrub like you
[23:41:36] K.P: you have lost to me in a 32 track 1v1
[23:41:37] K.P: scrib
[23:41:44] Rosco: scuse me
[23:41:46] Rosco: I recorded that
[23:41:49] K.P: you did
[23:41:50] Rosco: so don't start on me
[23:41:51] K.P: and you lost
[23:41:53] K.P: (nod)
[23:42:13] Rosco:
[23:42:22] Rosco: This is what I get when I search rosco v K.P
[23:42:27] K.P: LOL


[19:38:16] Jordan: big elephants can always understand small elephants
[19:38:20] Jordan: b-e-c-a-u-s-e


[17:50:23] Rosco: Who would like to play competitive mkw in around 30 of the uk minutes
[17:50:59] Jordan: oh most certainly rossy boy, i do believe i will be in for a thrill in mario kart wii clan wars of the team of dreams
[17:51:33] Rosco: that is very good news young jordan hamilton of readingshire
[17:51:56] Jordan: indeed it will, young ross whitelaw of dundeeingshire
[17:52:16 | Edited 17:52:25] Rosco: hopefully our acquaintences kai powell of the merseyside clan, or the thomas allen COO of Puron Enterprises, will be able to join us on this delightful journey
[17:53:02] Jordan: it will be a splendid time too!
[17:53:13] Rosco: !


[15:10:13] Rosco: Woooooh 2 crazy 8's in 1 race!!!
[15:10:22] Rosco: I am so happy!!!


[15:49:50] Rosco: ikr what a scrubbage
[15:50:02] Richard Blaquière: what a cabbage
[15:50:10] Richard Blaquière: scrubby cabbage
[15:52:41] Rosco: scrubby iceberg merhh
[15:52:53] Richard Blaquière: that's a lettuce
[15:53:01] Richard Blaquière: speaking of which
[15:53:03] Richard Blaquière: lettuce war


[20:45:34] Richard Blaquière: ok pee this is when it'd be great if you didn't fall asleep or take a bath
[20:46:03] K.P: brb taking bath
[20:46:11] Rosco: brb wanking in pee's bath
[20:46:24] K.P: actually i had a bath an hour ago
[20:46:26] K.P: so im fine now
[20:46:29] Rosco: yea I wanked in it
[20:46:39] K.P: o
[20:47:06] Richard Blaquière: http://puu.sh/hubki/bfd1964fe7.png
i didn't know you could wank 289 miles
[20:47:29] Rosco: m8 you obviously haven't heard of the proclaimers
[20:47:36] Richard Blaquière: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[20:48:56] Richard Blaquière: and i would wank 289 miles and i would wank 289 more just to be the man who wanked 578 miles to fall down at your door
[20:49:05] Richard Blaquière: fall down out of lack of fluids tbh
[20:49:11] Rosco: tbh

[19:38:20] Rosco: oh K.P with the new profile picture
[19:38:24] Rosco: what a swag
[19:38:46] Richard Blaquière: he must be gobbling up all the pussy just like aldo
[19:39:01] Rosco: LOL
[19:39:03] Richard Blaquière: i'm afraid he'll turn into a pussy because you are what you eat o:
[19:39:07] Rosco: o:

[14:14:03] Richard Blaquière: kp when can you merhh
[14:14:06] K.P: Once I've finished painting this chair
[14:14:31] Richard Blaquière: oH

[17:11:41] Aaron: take that 3v3 with karts if you want ;p
[17:12:33] K.P: brb then
[17:12:44] Richard Blaquière: oh fucks sake kp
[17:12:50] Aaron: LOL

[02:07:25] Rosco: http://prntscr.com/80jdo9 What happens when Jazz uses facial recognition to make mii's

[20:37:16] Rosco: brosephs before hoesephs

[15:40:50] Richard Blaquière: http://puu.sh/jDAmf/6367b86a9a.png
simon elson be like

[18:23:56] Rosco: vry_low_low_low
[18:24:07] Rosco: so low he's got those boots with the fur
[18:24:09] Rosco: what are those
[18:24:13] Rosco: the boots with the fur
[18:24:14] Rosco: with the fur
[18:24:19] Rosco: the whole club was looking at her
[18:24:21] ace: ............
[18:24:21] Rosco: OOOOH
[18:24:27] Rosco: (rofl)
[18:24:35] ace: shawty got low low low low low low low low
[18:24:48] Rosco: leave shawty out of this
[18:24:53] ace: :[[
[18:24:59] Rosco: she is an eenie meenie miney mo lover
[18:25:00] Rosco: not low
[18:25:03] Rosco: :[[
[18:25:17] Richard Blaquière: what if shawty wanted to be called vertically challengedy
[18:25:42] Rosco: then vertically challengedy would be an eenie meenie miney mo lover
[18:25:45] Rosco: not shawty

[18:46:15] Rosco: can we have a bit of joinery
[18:46:20] Richard Blaquière: ^
[18:48:50] Rosco: waiting on 3 of us (nod)
[18:49:48] Rosco: srsly tho I no have long so can we do the join
[18:50:16] Richard Blaquière: i also don't have long
[18:50:17] Richard Blaquière: for instance
[18:50:28] Richard Blaquière: i have to go to bed at 11:30
[18:50:33] Richard Blaquière: so that's cutting it close for when you plan to join
[18:50:33] Rosco: I am planning to go to uni in a few years
[18:50:35] Rosco: jord has responded
[18:50:36] Rosco: with a k nod
[18:50:39] Rosco: pee and jazz no where to be seen
[18:50:40] Rosco: this is a jazz
[18:50:45] Rosco: PEE WHERE YOU AT
[18:50:59] Richard Blaquière: http://www.bathworld.co.uk/
[18:51:22] Rosco: lmap
[18:51:28] Richard Blaquière: lmap
[18:51:33] Rosco: laughing my ass professionally
[18:51:49] Rosco: I was trying to say lamp but have dyelsxia

[21:23:13] Rosco: That is the best thing
[21:23:15] Rosco: I've sene
[21:23:17] Rosco: sene
[21:23:18] Rosco: oh

[20:23:24] Jordan: how many shits does it take to annoy k.p?
[20:23:27] Jordan: trippy shits
[20:23:31] Jordan: ba dum tss
[20:23:38] Jordan: because trippy sounds like triple? no? ok
[20:23:55] Jazz: Die
[20:24:09] Richard Blaquière: firstly that was a stretch secondly wtf is trippy shits (nod)
[20:24:23] Rosco: Zom
[20:24:24] Jordan: its what k.p calls trippy sam
[20:24:25] Rosco: you've been away
[20:24:26] Rosco: for a while
[20:24:34] Jordan: ^
[20:24:43] Richard Blaquière: ok nod (nod)
[20:24:58] Richard Blaquière: let's welcome back the zombli with a thing (nod)
[20:25:05] Richard Blaquière: 3v3mkw
[20:25:14] Rosco: I can warf (nod)
[20:25:34] Jordan: b0rf
[20:25:48] Jazz: I can thing in 1-2. Fuck coursework |-(
[20:25:51] Richard Blaquière: hi ross i've been away pls translate that
[20:26:54] Jordan: friend?
[20:26:56] Jordan: is the translation
[20:27:03] Richard Blaquière: !!!
[20:27:32] Rosco: ohum
[20:27:41] Richard Blaquière: ok more simply
[20:27:46] Richard Blaquière: does it mean he can war
[20:29:04] Rosco: even I don't know
[20:29:05] Rosco: jord war
[20:29:07] Rosco: take 3v3
[20:30:52] Richard Blaquière: [20:30:14] Richard Blaquière: can you still 3v3?
[20:30:41] Primizo: waring
gr8
[20:31:02] Rosco: gr8 meme
[20:31:15] Richard Blaquière: i'm glad we spent 5 minutes discussing what borf meant
[20:31:20] Rosco: (nod)
[20:33:22] Richard Blaquière: oh now they can again
[20:35:17] Richard Blaquière: get online (nod)
[20:35:21] Rosco: ohum
[20:35:25] Rosco: let me shit first
[20:35:26] Rosco: whats host
[20:35:28] Richard Blaquière: mi
[20:35:32] Rosco: aight
[20:35:35] Rosco: i'll be there in a few
[20:35:39] Rosco: going for a poo
[20:35:45] Richard Blaquière: cool beans

[19:03:25] *** Group call ***
[19:04:01] Ace: ross dont host calls
[19:04:05] Rosco: ok
[19:04:17] Ace: [18:04:11] Call ended, duration 4:45:05
[19:04:20] Ace: that was a quick 4 hours

[22:23:34] Rosco: Spooky scary schoolitins

(this was between D7 people but actually in LT chat ooh breaking the r00ls)
[18:49:52] Jazz°: It's a zommy !!!
[18:49:56] Jazz°: (nod)
[18:50:04] zom: it is !!!!!
[18:50:55 | Edited 18:51:10] Jazz°: Tbh felt like haven't talked to ya in time even tho we in D7

[18:51:34] Quinten: can join D7 u know
[18:51:45] Jazz°: (shake)
[18:51:48] zom: well ye d7 is being a bit dead from ross not being here kp getting back home at 22.30 jordan going offline to pretend he has a social life ace being dead tom being salty about The Regs™ and me having rehearsals all the time
[18:51:55] Jazz°: LOL

[23:14:07 | Edited 23:14:11] Donut Truck: wankpuffin
[23:14:22] zom: wankpuffin
[23:14:28] Donut Truck: wankpuffin

[22:46:51] Rosco: I have to go to Aberdeen tomorrow
[22:47:23] Aaron: whos aberdeen

[18:49:02] ace: Jeremy Kyle : The CSL Edition
[18:49:05] ace: did nact pregnant his gf
[18:49:08] ace: find out next
[18:49:08] KP ♪: HA
[18:49:17] Rosco: LOL
[18:49:20] KP ♪: I would watch
[18:49:21] KP ♪: ngl
[18:49:28] Rosco: These lie detectors show Jeff is NOT the superior player

[21:00:26] | Thomas Allen | Stunky | Zoonix Lead Network Manager |: I'm refusing to war due to a certain person being in the LU because I can't be fucked with Jazz and whatever he tried doing to get EXO fucked over in CSL
[21:00:34] | Thomas Allen | Stunky | Zoonix Lead Network Manager |: Just saying
[21:00:42] Rosco: ohumk
[21:00:46] Jazz ◆: I've talked to sabby about it so idk why you're so salty
[21:01:10] | Thomas Allen | Stunky | Zoonix Lead Network Manager |: Because I got accused of fucking throwing the match and deliberately failing to bag! That's why!
[21:01:11] Rosco: Please keep your handbags in the overhead lockers

[19:18:55] ace: eat me up

[15:42:14] Rosco: jordan doesn't like anyone's skin colour unless it's white
[15:42:18] Rosco: sorry jazz but thats a rip for u
[15:42:23] ace: HAHA
[15:42:28] Jazz ◆: .

[23:17:12] ace: friend?s
[23:17:17] KP♪: oh here comes d1
[23:17:20] KP♪: sup d1
[23:17:22] KP♪: we're d7

[21:31:48] Rosco: heylosersjoinroom
[21:33:22] KP♪: coming now
[21:33:23] KP♪: hold
[21:33:29] Rosco: well zom has an hour
[21:33:30] Rosco: so hurry
[21:33:37] KP♪: yeyeye
[21:33:49] KP♪: someone from another flat wanted a baking tray
[21:33:52] KP♪: im here now anyway
[21:34:08] Richard B.: um
[21:35:00] Rosco: real question though
[21:35:05] Rosco: why do you not have a microwave
[21:35:13] Rosco: but you have got a baking tray
[21:35:30] Richard B.: gotta make the kay pee baguettes™

[22:09] | Thomas Allen | Stunky |:
point point point point point point point point point point
point point point point point point point point point point
point point point point point point point point point point
point point point point point point point point point point
point point point point point point point point point point
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A visual representation of Bob's 60 points

[20:41:26] KP♪: sorry my washing machine flooded

[17:18:29] Jazz ◆: killing is wrong.
[17:18:37] Jazz ◆: Did you know that someone dies every minute
[17:18:39] Jazz ◆: ;(!
[17:18:50] Jazz ◆: K im shutting up
[17:18:50] ace: r u fukn dumb
[17:18:52] Jazz ◆: Idk man
[17:18:56] Jazz ◆: Im bored af

[01:41:48] ace: imagine being in d7 and 2 of ur best mates call you a cup and want to bang ur gf
[01:41:54] ace: im sure he's glad he joined

KP♪Today at 02:01 . fuck u
RoscoToday at 02:01 Please Best offer I’ve had all week
JazzToday at 02:01 ??????????????????????
 
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If you guys play WL you better be in D7.
 

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Highest div stunkys ever played in
Excuse me let's get a little factual :c
[TABLE][TR][TH]Season[/TH][TH]Team[/TH][TH]Division[/TH][/TR]
[TR][TD]
3
[/TD][TD]
Abyss
[/TD][TD]
3
[/TD][/TR]
[TR][TD]
5
[/TD][TD]
Lost in Time
[/TD][TD]
4
[/TD][/TR]
[TR][TD]
6
[/TD][TD]
Explorers of Time
[/TD][TD]
4
[/TD][/TR]
[TR][TD]
7
[/TD][TD]
Lost Legends 2
[/TD][TD]
4
[/TD][/TR]
[TR][TD]
8
[/TD][TD]
Lost Legends 3
[/TD][TD]
5
[/TD][/TR]
[TR][TD]
8 (Second half)
[/TD][TD]
Team mec
[/TD][TD]
3
[/TD][/TR]
[TR][TD]
9
[/TD][TD]
Multiverse
[/TD][TD]
5
[/TD][/TR]
[TR][TD]
10
[/TD][TD]
Moonblast Yang
[/TD][TD]
7
[/TD][/TR]
[TR][TD]
11
[/TD][TD]
Battle Cry Eclipse
[/TD][TD]
6
[/TD][/TR]
[TR][TD]
12
[/TD][TD]
Resurrection
[/TD][TD]
5
[/TD][/TR]
[TR][TD]
13
[/TD][TD]
Ten Years Ago
[/TD][TD]
8
[/TD][/TR]
[TR][TD]

[/TD]
[TD]

[/TD]
[TD]

[/TD][/TR]
[TR][TD]
4 (CTs)
[/TD][TD]
Rosco's B*****s
[/TD][TD]
1
[/TD][/TR]
[TR][TD]
5 (CTs)
[/TD][TD]
Lost in the Sky
[/TD][TD]
1
[/TD][/TR]
[TR][TD]
7 (CTs)
[/TD][TD]
Rosco's B*****s
[/TD][TD]
2
[/TD][/TR]
[TR][TD]
7 (CTs, second half)
[/TD][TD]
Multiverse
[/TD][TD]
2
[/TD][/TR]
[TR][TD]
8 (CTs)
[/TD][TD]
Custom Legends
[/TD][TD]
2
[/TD][/TR]
[TR][TD]
9 (CTs)
[/TD][TD]
Battle Cry
[/TD][TD]
3
[/TD][/TR]
[TR][TD]
10 (CTs)
[/TD][TD]
Battle Cry
[/TD][TD]
3
[/TD][/TR]
[TR][TD]
11 (CTs)
[/TD][TD]
Battle Cry Solar
[/TD][TD]
2
[/TD][/TR]
[TR][TD]
12 (CTs)
[/TD][TD]
Battle Cry Solar
[/TD][TD]
2
[/TD][/TR]
[TR][TD]
13 (CTs)
[/TD][TD]
Crossfire Aurora
[/TD][TD]
4
[/TD][/TR][/TABLE]

But yeah we wouldn't have 8 actual players to begin with so that's an L for our Wiimmfi League chances, especially with the few who do play looking at retirement and/or playing wars less actively.
 

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Rocco’s Beeeeeeeeeeez

Good to see D7 on the forum!
 
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The year is 2019:

- Jazz still can't make the BC3 cut
- Rosco keeps falling off on WGM
- KP keeps indiving and dcing
- New niche = Boocoupe since Rosacoupe sucks
- We actually posted a war on this forum oo la la
 

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#16


The year is 2019:

- Jazz still can't make the BC3 cut
- Rosco keeps falling off on WGM
- KP keeps indiving and dcing
- New niche = Boocoupe since Rosacoupe sucks
- We actually posted a war on this forum oo la la
dont forget me still not being able to break 50 mkw points
 
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