D7 Memorable Skype Quotes
[16:16:46] | Thomas Allen | Puron COO | WKM Media Co-CEO | AdvanceToBing: why is your life being fucked by a landlord
[16:17:30] Richard Blaquière: because everything is fucked by a landlord
[16:17:35] Richard Blaquière: pee's life
[16:17:39] Richard Blaquière: your mum
[16:17:43] Richard Blaquière: everything
[23:40:54] K.P: also a 1v1 loss to me
[23:41:00] K.P: you mustve fucked up that day
[23:41:01] K.P: (nod)
[23:41:16] Rosco: fuck man
[23:41:20] Rosco: I'd probs kill myself tbh
[23:41:25] K.P: nod
[23:41:28] K.P: actually
[23:41:29] Rosco: Losing to a scrub like you
[23:41:36] K.P: you have lost to me in a 32 track 1v1
[23:41:37] K.P: scrib
[23:41:44] Rosco: scuse me
[23:41:46] Rosco: I recorded that
[23:41:49] K.P: you did
[23:41:50] Rosco: so don't start on me
[23:41:51] K.P: and you lost
[23:41:53] K.P: (nod)
[23:42:13] Rosco:
[23:42:22] Rosco: This is what I get when I search rosco v K.P
[23:42:27] K.P: LOL
[19:38:16] Jordan: big elephants can always understand small elephants
[19:38:20] Jordan: b-e-c-a-u-s-e
[17:50:23] Rosco: Who would like to play competitive mkw in around 30 of the uk minutes
[17:50:59] Jordan: oh most certainly rossy boy, i do believe i will be in for a thrill in mario kart wii clan wars of the team of dreams
[17:51:33] Rosco: that is very good news young jordan hamilton of readingshire
[17:51:56] Jordan: indeed it will, young ross whitelaw of dundeeingshire
[17:52:16 | Edited 17:52:25] Rosco: hopefully our acquaintences kai powell of the merseyside clan, or the thomas allen COO of Puron Enterprises, will be able to join us on this delightful journey
[17:53:02] Jordan: it will be a splendid time too!
[17:53:13] Rosco: !
[15:10:13] Rosco: Woooooh 2 crazy 8's in 1 race!!!
[15:10:22] Rosco: I am so happy!!!
[15:49:50] Rosco: ikr what a scrubbage
[15:50:02] Richard Blaquière: what a cabbage
[15:50:10] Richard Blaquière: scrubby cabbage
[15:52:41] Rosco: scrubby iceberg merhh
[15:52:53] Richard Blaquière: that's a lettuce
[15:53:01] Richard Blaquière: speaking of which
[15:53:03] Richard Blaquière: lettuce war
[20:45:34] Richard Blaquière: ok pee this is when it'd be great if you didn't fall asleep or take a bath
[20:46:03] K.P: brb taking bath
[20:46:11] Rosco: brb wanking in pee's bath
[20:46:24] K.P: actually i had a bath an hour ago
[20:46:26] K.P: so im fine now
[20:46:29] Rosco: yea I wanked in it
[20:46:39] K.P: o
[20:47:06] Richard Blaquière:
http://puu.sh/hubki/bfd1964fe7.png
i didn't know you could wank 289 miles
[20:47:29] Rosco: m8 you obviously haven't heard of the proclaimers
[20:47:36] Richard Blaquière: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[20:48:56] Richard Blaquière: and i would wank 289 miles and i would wank 289 more just to be the man who wanked 578 miles to fall down at your door
[20:49:05] Richard Blaquière: fall down out of lack of fluids tbh
[20:49:11] Rosco: tbh
[19:38:20] Rosco: oh K.P with the new profile picture
[19:38:24] Rosco: what a swag
[19:38:46] Richard Blaquière: he must be gobbling up all the pussy just like aldo
[19:39:01] Rosco: LOL
[19:39:03] Richard Blaquière: i'm afraid he'll turn into a pussy because you are what you eat o:
[19:39:07] Rosco: o:
[14:14:03] Richard Blaquière: kp when can you merhh
[14:14:06] K.P: Once I've finished painting this chair
[14:14:31] Richard Blaquière: oH
[17:11:41] Aaron: take that 3v3 with karts if you want ;p
[17:12:33] K.P: brb then
[17:12:44] Richard Blaquière: oh fucks sake kp
[17:12:50] Aaron: LOL
[02:07:25] Rosco:
http://prntscr.com/80jdo9 What happens when Jazz uses facial recognition to make mii's
[20:37:16] Rosco: brosephs before hoesephs
[15:40:50] Richard Blaquière:
http://puu.sh/jDAmf/6367b86a9a.png
simon elson be like
[18:23:56] Rosco: vry_low_low_low
[18:24:07] Rosco: so low he's got those boots with the fur
[18:24:09] Rosco: what are those
[18:24:13] Rosco: the boots with the fur
[18:24:14] Rosco: with the fur
[18:24:19] Rosco: the whole club was looking at her
[18:24:21] ace: ............
[18:24:21] Rosco: OOOOH
[18:24:27] Rosco: (rofl)
[18:24:35] ace: shawty got low low low low low low low low
[18:24:48] Rosco: leave shawty out of this
[18:24:53] ace: :[[
[18:24:59] Rosco: she is an eenie meenie miney mo lover
[18:25:00] Rosco: not low
[18:25:03] Rosco: :[[
[18:25:17] Richard Blaquière: what if shawty wanted to be called vertically challengedy
[18:25:42] Rosco: then vertically challengedy would be an eenie meenie miney mo lover
[18:25:45] Rosco: not shawty
[18:46:15] Rosco: can we have a bit of joinery
[18:46:20] Richard Blaquière: ^
[18:48:50] Rosco: waiting on 3 of us (nod)
[18:49:48] Rosco: srsly tho I no have long so can we do the join
[18:50:16] Richard Blaquière: i also don't have long
[18:50:17] Richard Blaquière: for instance
[18:50:28] Richard Blaquière: i have to go to bed at 11:30
[18:50:33] Richard Blaquière: so that's cutting it close for when you plan to join
[18:50:33] Rosco: I am planning to go to uni in a few years
[18:50:35] Rosco: jord has responded
[18:50:36] Rosco: with a k nod
[18:50:39] Rosco: pee and jazz no where to be seen
[18:50:40] Rosco: this is a jazz
[18:50:45] Rosco: PEE WHERE YOU AT
[18:50:59] Richard Blaquière:
http://www.bathworld.co.uk/
[18:51:22] Rosco: lmap
[18:51:28] Richard Blaquière: lmap
[18:51:33] Rosco: laughing my ass professionally
[18:51:49] Rosco: I was trying to say lamp but have dyelsxia
[21:23:13] Rosco: That is the best thing
[21:23:15] Rosco: I've sene
[21:23:17] Rosco: sene
[21:23:18] Rosco: oh
[20:23:24] Jordan: how many shits does it take to annoy k.p?
[20:23:27] Jordan: trippy shits
[20:23:31] Jordan: ba dum tss
[20:23:38] Jordan: because trippy sounds like triple? no? ok
[20:23:55] Jazz: Die
[20:24:09] Richard Blaquière: firstly that was a stretch secondly wtf is trippy shits (nod)
[20:24:23] Rosco: Zom
[20:24:24] Jordan: its what k.p calls trippy sam
[20:24:25] Rosco: you've been away
[20:24:26] Rosco: for a while
[20:24:34] Jordan: ^
[20:24:43] Richard Blaquière: ok nod (nod)
[20:24:58] Richard Blaquière: let's welcome back the zombli with a thing (nod)
[20:25:05] Richard Blaquière: 3v3mkw
[20:25:14] Rosco: I can warf (nod)
[20:25:34] Jordan: b0rf
[20:25:48] Jazz: I can thing in 1-2. Fuck coursework |-(
[20:25:51] Richard Blaquière: hi ross i've been away pls translate that
[20:26:54] Jordan: friend?
[20:26:56] Jordan: is the translation
[20:27:03] Richard Blaquière: !!!
[20:27:32] Rosco: ohum
[20:27:41] Richard Blaquière: ok more simply
[20:27:46] Richard Blaquière: does it mean he can war
[20:29:04] Rosco: even I don't know
[20:29:05] Rosco: jord war
[20:29:07] Rosco: take 3v3
[20:30:52] Richard Blaquière: [20:30:14] Richard Blaquière: can you still 3v3?
[20:30:41] Primizo: waring
gr8
[20:31:02] Rosco: gr8 meme
[20:31:15] Richard Blaquière: i'm glad we spent 5 minutes discussing what borf meant
[20:31:20] Rosco: (nod)
[20:33:22] Richard Blaquière: oh now they can again
[20:35:17] Richard Blaquière: get online (nod)
[20:35:21] Rosco: ohum
[20:35:25] Rosco: let me shit first
[20:35:26] Rosco: whats host
[20:35:28] Richard Blaquière: mi
[20:35:32] Rosco: aight
[20:35:35] Rosco: i'll be there in a few
[20:35:39] Rosco: going for a poo
[20:35:45] Richard Blaquière: cool beans
[19:03:25] *** Group call ***
[19:04:01] Ace: ross dont host calls
[19:04:05] Rosco: ok
[19:04:17] Ace: [18:04:11] Call ended, duration 4:45:05
[19:04:20] Ace: that was a quick 4 hours
[22:23:34] Rosco: Spooky scary schoolitins
(this was between D7 people but actually in LT chat ooh breaking the r00ls)
[18:49:52] Jazz°: It's a zommy !!!
[18:49:56] Jazz°: (nod)
[18:50:04] zom: it is !!!!!
[18:50:55 | Edited 18:51:10] Jazz°: Tbh felt like haven't talked to ya in time even tho we in D7
[18:51:34] Quinten: can join D7 u know
[18:51:45] Jazz°: (shake)
[18:51:48] zom: well ye d7 is being a bit dead from ross not being here kp getting back home at 22.30 jordan going offline to pretend he has a social life ace being dead tom being salty about The Regs™ and me having rehearsals all the time
[18:51:55] Jazz°: LOL
[23:14:07 | Edited 23:14:11] Donut Truck: wankpuffin
[23:14:22] zom: wankpuffin
[23:14:28] Donut Truck: wankpuffin
[22:46:51] Rosco: I have to go to Aberdeen tomorrow
[22:47:23] Aaron: whos aberdeen
[18:49:02] ace: Jeremy Kyle : The CSL Edition
[18:49:05] ace: did nact pregnant his gf
[18:49:08] ace: find out next
[18:49:08] KP ♪: HA
[18:49:17] Rosco: LOL
[18:49:20] KP ♪: I would watch
[18:49:21] KP ♪: ngl
[18:49:28] Rosco: These lie detectors show Jeff is NOT the superior player
[21:00:26] | Thomas Allen | Stunky | Zoonix Lead Network Manager |: I'm refusing to war due to a certain person being in the LU because I can't be fucked with Jazz and whatever he tried doing to get EXO fucked over in CSL
[21:00:34] | Thomas Allen | Stunky | Zoonix Lead Network Manager |: Just saying
[21:00:42] Rosco: ohumk
[21:00:46] Jazz ◆: I've talked to sabby about it so idk why you're so salty
[21:01:10] | Thomas Allen | Stunky | Zoonix Lead Network Manager |: Because I got accused of fucking throwing the match and deliberately failing to bag! That's why!
[21:01:11] Rosco: Please keep your handbags in the overhead lockers
[19:18:55] ace: eat me up
[15:42:14] Rosco: jordan doesn't like anyone's skin colour unless it's white
[15:42:18] Rosco: sorry jazz but thats a rip for u
[15:42:23] ace: HAHA
[15:42:28] Jazz ◆: .
[23:17:12] ace: friend?s
[23:17:17] KP♪: oh here comes d1
[23:17:20] KP♪: sup d1
[23:17:22] KP♪: we're d7
[21:31:48] Rosco: heylosersjoinroom
[21:33:22] KP♪: coming now
[21:33:23] KP♪: hold
[21:33:29] Rosco: well zom has an hour
[21:33:30] Rosco: so hurry
[21:33:37] KP♪: yeyeye
[21:33:49] KP♪: someone from another flat wanted a baking tray
[21:33:52] KP♪: im here now anyway
[21:34:08] Richard B.: um
[21:35:00] Rosco: real question though
[21:35:05] Rosco: why do you not have a microwave
[21:35:13] Rosco: but you have got a baking tray
[21:35:30] Richard B.: gotta make the kay pee baguettes™
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[20:41:26] KP♪: sorry my washing machine flooded
[17:18:29] Jazz ◆: killing is wrong.
[17:18:37] Jazz ◆: Did you know that someone dies every minute
[17:18:39] Jazz ◆: ;(!
[17:18:50] Jazz ◆: K im shutting up
[17:18:50] ace: r u fukn dumb
[17:18:52] Jazz ◆: Idk man
[17:18:56] Jazz ◆: Im bored af
[01:41:48] ace: imagine being in d7 and 2 of ur best mates call you a cup and want to bang ur gf
[01:41:54] ace: im sure he's glad he joined
KP♪Today at 02:01 . fuck u
RoscoToday at 02:01 Please Best offer I’ve had all week
JazzToday at 02:01 ??????????????????????
