What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I MVPed all my Dexterity wars, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Quintessence, and I have over 300 confirmed dodges. I am trained in busting holes and I’m the top racer on Slot Circuit. You are nothing to me but just another free win. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this game, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of japanese races, across all courses blues are being sent, right now and you better prepare for the target shock, noob. The shock that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your indivs. You’re fucking LVPing, kid. I can be 1st anywhere, anytime, and I can 60 you in over 700 ways, and that’s just with your track picks. Not only am I extensively trained in taking 2 hours to join a room, I have access to the entire arsenal of the MKBoards moderators to take down your posts. I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the forums, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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